Post by Vito Corleone on Sept 7, 2012 13:48:53 GMT -5
"Hello, community. I'm here to talk about one of the most important issues of our server: DieCo.
tw1ster, the previous leader of DieCo, left the staff team and was instantly a victim of Lead Admin Collins' conspiracy. tw1ster was banned from the server and from the forum for jokingly posting "Die in a fire" at Collins' About the Staff thread, mistakengly thinking that Collins was not being serious when saying that tw1ster had to step down from his leader position in DieCo because now only staff members are allowed to lead it. Ironically enough, guess who took charge of the faction after tw1ster got banned? Collins! Damn, seems like someone had the desire to lead a faction and a little bit of plotting was made, huh?
Greenthumb... Greenthumb was permanently banned by Lead Admin Collins, after tw1ster asked Collins something along the lines of "You're leading my faction, huh?", because after a long time, the close friends Greenthumb and tw1ster had a conversation where Greenthumb basically told him how shit the agency currently is and how the admins couldn't bother to implement the script that they worked their asses off to create from scratch.
(Edited screenshots posted by Greenthumb on the private forum of a faction. The reason for bluring the names out was because at that time, he was not wanting to disclose who was the leader of DieCo yet, because he has friends in the faction and wasn't wanting to ruin it for them. Unfortunately, recently Greenthumb reinstalled his operating system and lost the IRC logs, but Collins... Don't you dare coming here asking for the unedited screenshots to make it think like this was something made up... You know what I mean... I gots connects in the tester team to leak this shit all ova' for me me and you know that this conversation happened.)
Hell, DieCo has been the most unrealistic shit when tw1ster was leading it, but the difference between him and Collins is that tw1ster (alongside the banned member Greenthumb, who was leading a faction and innocently lied to people about going to college, just to secretly help tw1ster out and try to fix the life insurance company that kills people) at least tried to get rid of all the unrealistic bullshit that exists in DieCo, while ironically enough, Collins isn't trying to do anything at all to fix it.
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As many of you are already aware of, DieCo's concept is ridiculously unrealistic. It makes us all wonder why the hell DieCo wasn't deleted yet.
Now, let's get into details...
Some time ago, DieCo was a life insurance company, which somehow, was not known by the government of the United States of America as a front for murders. Basically, all you had to do was call its hotline and an unrealistic scene was going to be set, where you were going to leave a sports bag somewhere with the information of the person that you wanted dead. Seems legit.
Now, DieCo is no more a life insurance company! It is a money transfering company called LivePay (which is Evil backwards. Damn, they are so unique, and at least changed something from the old times to now!). You basically call in, and put the amount of money you're trying to transfer (how much money you're trying to contract a killer for). They ask you for the name of the person which you are trying to send money to (who you're trying to contract). A checkpoint pops up on your map (whoever calls DieCo has a GPS in the pocket, which DieCo tracks down and sends the checkpoint location) and it tells you to drop the money off there.
DieCo agents spawn at Madd Dogg's mansion (owned by Collins) and they always "role-play" there, apparently. It is their main base of operations.
DieCo agents have a mini pocket computer and a /getgun command. After you chose your weaponry, a checkpoint randomly pops up. The payment for the weaponry is handled through the mini computer too. They have an unlimited stock of guns, and there is no apparent in-character supplier feeding DieCo with their weaponry. Basically, they have access to an unlimited stock of weapons given by God. God immediately throws the guns they request through the mini pocket computer in front of a damn barn in the middle of nowhere, at random doors with no scripted interiors at Las Venturas, etcetera. They don't want to role-play having a gun connection, and if you're a member of DieCo, don't even dare to complain about that to Collins because he will hold an OOC grudge and will ban you in the future for anything.
DieCo does not encourage character development. In order to become a DieCo member, you'll need OOC friendships. There is a recommendation system in their private forum (yeah, right here, in this same damn forum, behind the curtains) for the members to toss in names of possible agents. There are no IC recruitment methods (and even if there was one IC recruitment method, it would still be unrealistic because no fucking money transfering company kills people!).
You simply get called OOC, a free namechange is given and you're in. DieCo has an unlimited stock of namechanges, which means that whenever you want to switch characters, you ask for a namechange and one will be given. Basically, if you are Willy_Johnson in DieCo and decide to namechange, your Thomas_Thompson character will have the same rank as Willy_Johnson, and you will still be a part of the "What's going on, fella?" at Madd Dogg's mansion. Not even a "Who the fuck are you?" will be asked by the agents.
tl;dr: DieCo is shit. Get rid of it already, you idiots. No fucking life insurance/money transfering company kills people and holds monopoly on murder-for-hire in California. Gangs do it for their own higher ups, mafias do it, and random motherfuckers wanting money do it. Not a bunch of faggots in suits who spawn at a mansion up in Bel Air.
Note: A little bit of revelation will hurt, I know that. Deleting this thread will simply mean that I'll come back and post it again."
tw1ster, the previous leader of DieCo, left the staff team and was instantly a victim of Lead Admin Collins' conspiracy. tw1ster was banned from the server and from the forum for jokingly posting "Die in a fire" at Collins' About the Staff thread, mistakengly thinking that Collins was not being serious when saying that tw1ster had to step down from his leader position in DieCo because now only staff members are allowed to lead it. Ironically enough, guess who took charge of the faction after tw1ster got banned? Collins! Damn, seems like someone had the desire to lead a faction and a little bit of plotting was made, huh?
Greenthumb... Greenthumb was permanently banned by Lead Admin Collins, after tw1ster asked Collins something along the lines of "You're leading my faction, huh?", because after a long time, the close friends Greenthumb and tw1ster had a conversation where Greenthumb basically told him how shit the agency currently is and how the admins couldn't bother to implement the script that they worked their asses off to create from scratch.
(Edited screenshots posted by Greenthumb on the private forum of a faction. The reason for bluring the names out was because at that time, he was not wanting to disclose who was the leader of DieCo yet, because he has friends in the faction and wasn't wanting to ruin it for them. Unfortunately, recently Greenthumb reinstalled his operating system and lost the IRC logs, but Collins... Don't you dare coming here asking for the unedited screenshots to make it think like this was something made up... You know what I mean... I gots connects in the tester team to leak this shit all ova' for me me and you know that this conversation happened.)
Hell, DieCo has been the most unrealistic shit when tw1ster was leading it, but the difference between him and Collins is that tw1ster (alongside the banned member Greenthumb, who was leading a faction and innocently lied to people about going to college, just to secretly help tw1ster out and try to fix the life insurance company that kills people) at least tried to get rid of all the unrealistic bullshit that exists in DieCo, while ironically enough, Collins isn't trying to do anything at all to fix it.
_____
As many of you are already aware of, DieCo's concept is ridiculously unrealistic. It makes us all wonder why the hell DieCo wasn't deleted yet.
Now, let's get into details...
Some time ago, DieCo was a life insurance company, which somehow, was not known by the government of the United States of America as a front for murders. Basically, all you had to do was call its hotline and an unrealistic scene was going to be set, where you were going to leave a sports bag somewhere with the information of the person that you wanted dead. Seems legit.
Now, DieCo is no more a life insurance company! It is a money transfering company called LivePay (which is Evil backwards. Damn, they are so unique, and at least changed something from the old times to now!). You basically call in, and put the amount of money you're trying to transfer (how much money you're trying to contract a killer for). They ask you for the name of the person which you are trying to send money to (who you're trying to contract). A checkpoint pops up on your map (whoever calls DieCo has a GPS in the pocket, which DieCo tracks down and sends the checkpoint location) and it tells you to drop the money off there.
DieCo agents spawn at Madd Dogg's mansion (owned by Collins) and they always "role-play" there, apparently. It is their main base of operations.
DieCo agents have a mini pocket computer and a /getgun command. After you chose your weaponry, a checkpoint randomly pops up. The payment for the weaponry is handled through the mini computer too. They have an unlimited stock of guns, and there is no apparent in-character supplier feeding DieCo with their weaponry. Basically, they have access to an unlimited stock of weapons given by God. God immediately throws the guns they request through the mini pocket computer in front of a damn barn in the middle of nowhere, at random doors with no scripted interiors at Las Venturas, etcetera. They don't want to role-play having a gun connection, and if you're a member of DieCo, don't even dare to complain about that to Collins because he will hold an OOC grudge and will ban you in the future for anything.
DieCo does not encourage character development. In order to become a DieCo member, you'll need OOC friendships. There is a recommendation system in their private forum (yeah, right here, in this same damn forum, behind the curtains) for the members to toss in names of possible agents. There are no IC recruitment methods (and even if there was one IC recruitment method, it would still be unrealistic because no fucking money transfering company kills people!).
You simply get called OOC, a free namechange is given and you're in. DieCo has an unlimited stock of namechanges, which means that whenever you want to switch characters, you ask for a namechange and one will be given. Basically, if you are Willy_Johnson in DieCo and decide to namechange, your Thomas_Thompson character will have the same rank as Willy_Johnson, and you will still be a part of the "What's going on, fella?" at Madd Dogg's mansion. Not even a "Who the fuck are you?" will be asked by the agents.
tl;dr: DieCo is shit. Get rid of it already, you idiots. No fucking life insurance/money transfering company kills people and holds monopoly on murder-for-hire in California. Gangs do it for their own higher ups, mafias do it, and random motherfuckers wanting money do it. Not a bunch of faggots in suits who spawn at a mansion up in Bel Air.
Note: A little bit of revelation will hurt, I know that. Deleting this thread will simply mean that I'll come back and post it again."
